Make love not Horcruxes.



Look at that, it’s Marly. 

averyviridis:

maraudette-marls:

averyviridis:

maraudette-marls:

averyviridis:

maraudette-marls:

averyviridis:

Missed me?

Wotcher, love. I’ve heard you’ve been trying to redeem your position as most hated person at Hogwarts, so far you’re succeeding quite well… Jones Junior.. really?!

Think what you want but I acutally think she is cute and I regret nothing. How’s regaining your positon going as school biggest whore? Or have you given up on that one?

Of course you regret nothing… you triumphed. Poor girl.

Ahw, you’re such a darling. But to give an answer to your question; I’m afraid you’re blocking my path. I shall have to find myself a new hobby. 

Well if you still want to maintain your reptutation, you know they way to my dorm right?

You know I probably would’ve if it wasn’t for the fact that you raped the only creature in the entire universe I love more than I love sex. 

For the last time, I didn’t rape her. I almost raped her, which is not at all. She is an attention whore if she makes you believe I did.

Watch it now, Viridis. 


Look at that, it’s Marly. 

averyviridis:

maraudette-marls:

averyviridis:

maraudette-marls:

averyviridis:

Missed me?

Wotcher, love. I’ve heard you’ve been trying to redeem your position as most hated person at Hogwarts, so far you’re succeeding quite well… Jones Junior.. really?!

Think what you want but I acutally think she is cute and I regret nothing. How’s regaining your positon going as school biggest whore? Or have you given up on that one?

Of course you regret nothing… you triumphed. Poor girl.

Ahw, you’re such a darling. But to give an answer to your question; I’m afraid you’re blocking my path. I shall have to find myself a new hobby. 

Well if you still want to maintain your reptutation, you know they way to my dorm right?

You know I probably would’ve if it wasn’t for the fact that you raped the only creature in the entire universe I love more than I love sex. 


mcallister-jared:

Make love not Horcruxes.: maraudette-marls started following you

mcallister-jared:

I’d say more than fine, lass - more than fine. In fact, I would love fer yer to show me these broomclosets of yers.

Good! That’s settled then.


maraudette-marls started following you 

mcallister-jared:

maraudette-marls:

mcallister-jared:

Oh aye? Where have you been hiding, lass?

If that ain’t the Scottisch stud everyone’s been talking about. Oh, I’ve been here and there. Admiring some broomclosets from the inside. What about you?

 So yer’ve heard about me? Ack, all bad and all true I hope. Broomclosets? I ain’t no stranger ter them, either. -grins- Just admirin’ ‘ta view, lass.

Let’s just say that based on what I’ve heard I assume that you and I will get along just fine. And I am more than willing to show you some broomclosets you’ve never seen before. 


Look at that, it’s Marly. 

averyviridis:

maraudette-marls:

averyviridis:

Missed me?

Wotcher, love. I’ve heard you’ve been trying to redeem your position as most hated person at Hogwarts, so far you’re succeeding quite well… Jones Junior.. really?!

Think what you want but I acutally think she is cute and I regret nothing. How’s regaining your positon going as school biggest whore? Or have you given up on that one?

Of course you regret nothing… you triumphed. Poor girl.

Ahw, you’re such a darling. But to give an answer to your question; I’m afraid you’re blocking my path. I shall have to find myself a new hobby. 


Look at that, it’s Marly. 

averyviridis:

Missed me?

Wotcher, love. I’ve heard you’ve been trying to redeem your position as most hated person at Hogwarts, so far you’re succeeding quite well… Jones Junior.. really?!


maraudette-marls started following you 

mcallister-jared:

Oh aye? Where have you been hiding, lass?

If that ain’t the Scottisch stud everyone’s been talking about. Oh, I’ve been here and there. Admiring some broomclosets from the inside. What about you?


Ladies (and gentlemen), Sirius Black is in the house. 

seriouslyhowling:

maraudette-marls:

seriouslyhowling:

maraudette-marls:

seriouslyhowling:

maraudette-marls:

seriouslyhowling:

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We all know what this means. IT’S SEXY TIME!

We’re not impressed..

 That’s because you haven’t seen what’s in my pants, Marly.

I don’t have to take a look in your pants to know you’re a cunt. 

Say what you will, McKinnon, but what I have in my pants is something you have never had before.

That’s correct. So far I have only had men

I think a mistake has been made. I’m the only real man in this place, and you know it. I can prove it to you too, if you like..


Ladies (and gentlemen), Sirius Black is in the house. 

seriouslyhowling:

maraudette-marls:

seriouslyhowling:

maraudette-marls:

seriouslyhowling:

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We all know what this means. IT’S SEXY TIME!

We’re not impressed..

 That’s because you haven’t seen what’s in my pants, Marly.

I don’t have to take a look in your pants to know you’re a cunt. 

Say what you will, McKinnon, but what I have in my pants is something you have never had before.

That’s correct. So far I have only had men